The Wine and Me

Saturday.

Again, I don't remember much. I woke up, got dressed etc. Went home.

Then I went to a BBQ at my grandads. All day I'd had very little to eat. In fact, I'd had a crumpet and a half. With Jam on. :)

So, I started on the rosé wine. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Wine. I love it.

Unfortunately, wine on an empty stomach is not good. Especially two bottles of it. & wine is bad for me anyway really. Not bad for me,but it does bad things to me. Here are some examples;

• Random giggling. (not that bad, but it get's worse.)
• Going to the shop with my mum for some vodka....& we took our glasses with us.
• On the way to the shop, we stopped at my brother's friends for a wee.
• At the shop, my mum had a pepper shoved in her bra. :s
• I went to the toilet at my grandad's and dropped the glass down the toilet. It smashed, so i proceeded to pick it up, and then vomited.
• I went home, unable to walk & threw up some more.
• At 8, i fell asleep in the bathroom.
• I woke up and somehow managed to crawl into bed...still with my clothes on.

All this gave me a rather large hangover. 

So on Sunday, i was knackered. & I was seeing my dad. He made me feel worse by playing his shitty dance tunes. But then i got given some orange juice because vitamin c breaks down alcohol..so i began to feel better. We went to Nostril Priory. (sp?) 

Walked loads..it was really good. (Y)

Generally another good day. Until I went on msn & talked to MH. We got talking bout this lass he's trying to get with who is called Shoni. 

What kind of fucking name is that?

Then i was giving him some advice. I accept he likes her, but he totally rubbed it in my face. He said 'I can't do no better than her. She's a stunner' That made me feel really worthless & ugly. 

Surprise, surprise. I started crying. I'm so idiotic. 

Then Tony from SIT came online, so i talked to him. He was really drunk again & we did lots of flirting. Apparently i have a way with my words ;) 

I got him all turned on..we were talking about oral :p oh & i sent him my story. He loved it. We exchanged numbers too...& i got Charlie from Busted/ Fightstar's number. (Y) 

Ooooh, apparently, i don't have to pay to get into SIT's gigs....bcz I'm special. But ofc, when he said that he was drunk & so he's probably changed his mind/ forgotten. Tony also wanted to sex me up. 

AAAHHH I love being me.

Today, I havent done much. Will talk more later. xxx