Monday, 19 January 2009

Is it any wonder.....

did you know.................swallowing semen is actually quite good for you. :/ only 15 cals per shot. tehe I could go on a cum only diet. But that's kinda sick. But bear in mind, next time youre giving head & your bf tells you he's about to blow his load; accept it, swallow & move on with your life. That shit has protein & vitamins in it. (Y)

My auntie is getting married in may :/ won't that be fun. (slight hint of sarcasm there) i guess it is good. 
Also, i'm going to be an auntie (sort of) in...march??! Haha it's cute.

So anyway, me & my mum were looking at wedding dresses for her. Which brought us onto the topic of prom. God, I'm worrying about it sooooo much. 
Obviously, im wearing a dress....but I'm not the best looking person in the world....and oh i duno. it's just abit panicking.
We were looking through this website and there were all these really skinny, gorgeous girls, with long brown legs, perfect boobs and pretty hair. They just look so heavenly, its fucking sickening. I could never fit into a size 8. Yet, all these shiny happy people are smiling back at me, wearing short dresses looking amazing. Tbh, it made me feel a bit shit. I need to stop stressing...but i just want to look right. 
I can't dance either :/
I'm gunna make a complete twat out of myself. But it'll be reet.






OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 
In history, i started writing another kinky story. It just came to me. Everyone else was doing their coursework....i was fantasizing about friday night & trying to put it into  a story. Is that wrong??
Snowman thinks it is. She told me her reasons why...to be perfectly honest...I don't give a fuck.
It may be a realllly crazy pasttime for someone my age to be doing....but it makes me happy, it excites other people & its good for me. Keeps my creative side in check.

So..if you wana know about/read my erotic stories.....send me requests to post em on here...I will do. especially for you. 

xx

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